Recently a horde was sent into Ground Zero to discover the location of any rotten meat or green sham sandwiches.  As of last evening they had been missing for over three days.  Recently a recon mission was able to locate the rotting carcasses of our salvage horde sprawled around a strange structure in Ground Zero that had a big OBEY tag on the wall, and a large metal bridge extending across the road.

The Zorg demand that the Obey clan return the rotten meat and green sham sandwiches they stole from our horde, after they were ambushed and slaughtered in cold blood (literally).  This type of wanton massacre cannot be allowed to continue.

Girl Scouts taste good with sham sandwiches

Ah, so Obey has been so intent to show a disregard for unlife that they even subcontract the killing to skilled assassins.  Though i do agree that a bone shiv would be a proper undeath for an undead recon, and I am pleased that the components were stolen from Obey after they were stolen from the undead, which had stolen them from loot boxes... (finally takes a breath)... This is all true, but I can't help noticing the rapidly rising kill count coming from the Obey stat card, and this leaves me to believe that they have been undermining our horde advancement from the beginning.

I would point out that Chucky and Pitchburn lead the kill count total and, in an effort to ensure the survival of zombies, my personal kill count total is down nearly 20,000. I do not see an effort being made by others in that regard. We at OBEY strive to maintain the most stringent noise discipline of any on the server so as not to attract zombies who may/may not perish as a result. We have also populated GZ and killed every human intruder there to ensure zombies can  maintain a high profile in the city without fear of retaliation.

We also propose on the next build all PVE players who, by definition, are anti-zombie, be labeled enemies of the state and be forced to the utmost nether regions of the map. This should pave way for a safe zone for zombies to include Ground Zero.

I also propose that the use of the term "zombies" be from here forward be known as individuals with "special needs group living endlessly", aka SINGLES.

They made Hotrod the coordinator of propaganda for a reason   

Well Played.