I looked closer...A Zombie snowman??  I take it as a good luck charm to protect me from massive hoards   Thanks Zombie Gods

And then one day I was wondering through the wastes.  "You know," I says, "I've pretty much seen it all."  I run for another kilometer without slowing down (I'm a caffeine addict you see).  "A bear.  Seen it..."  I zip into town to check what's going down with AB and Jimmy.  "Zombie cop.  Seen it...  Also seen this house before, like 40 times in 20 different locations.  HUD really went to town on this house plan.  Put these things everywhere."  Yep, I'd seen it a... "Holy Shite!  What the hell is that?"  I cower behind the corner of a standard two story home as a giant paper cut-out man walks into town.

I know what you're thinking.  If only I had a torch at that moment I'd have a fighting chance to melt this guy, but seriously, who brings a torch with them after about the third day in the wastes?  My only option then is to throw coal in his face, giving him a third eye perhaps so he gets disoriented, and then go after his ankles with a steel shovel.  Some of you braver miners out there might have been able to do it too, but I've been buried alive by three blocks (yes, three falling chunks) of sand before so I'm not about to topple a whole mountain of snow on my head.

So, in the end I just **** my pants and hid in the tall grass to escape his towering gaze.  Don't worry though, I put that turd in my backpack and I'll be using it later to grow some corn.  Sure, it stinks bad enough to be smelt 20ft away, and I smell it the whole way back to Cookie Castle, but you gotta do what you gotta do to bring that gourmet flavor out of your crops.

help its trying to break down are base

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